In the opening scene of Season 7 of Project Runway, Heidi walks into the bathroom. It’s really steamy, and she doesn’t know why. She thought she was alone.
She goes to open the shower door and is shocked to see Tim Gunn standing in her shower. Tim turns around, smiles and says, “Hello Heidi! How are you doing this morning? I thought I’d get an early start. I’m delighted to start our first season of Project Runway on Lifetime!”
Horrified, Heidi realizes that…
(a) Tim Gunn must be really confused;
(B) She really needs to stop eating before bed; and
(C) Season 6 of Project Runway was all a dream.
(More like a nightmare.)