Sexual frustration

OK… I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of cosmic misalignment thing going on.

I haven’t had sex in a very, very, VERY long time.

I won’t even bring up how long it’s been since I’ve had a date.

I’ve had dry spells before, but this is ridiculous.

I think I’ve lost my touch with the dating world.  I’ve even lost my touch with the casual sex world.  I’ve become a hermit at the ripe young age of 35.

This just can’t be good.

The problem is, whenever I think of something new and/or different to do, I get very shy and nervous, to the point where I talk myself out of the new idea and revert back to my old ways.

Do I need help?  Is there something I can do to boost my confidence?  Someone I can talk to?

I know what you’re thinking.  But I want you to say it.  Because I need to hear read it.

God I hate all this pressure.  Why can’t life be simpler than this? 

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