OK… I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of cosmic misalignment thing going on.
I haven’t had sex in a very, very, VERY long time.
I won’t even bring up how long it’s been since I’ve had a date.
I’ve had dry spells before, but this is ridiculous.
I think I’ve lost my touch with the dating world. I’ve even lost my touch with the casual sex world. I’ve become a hermit at the ripe young age of 35.
This just can’t be good.
The problem is, whenever I think of something new and/or different to do, I get very shy and nervous, to the point where I talk myself out of the new idea and revert back to my old ways.
Do I need help? Is there something I can do to boost my confidence? Someone I can talk to?
I know what you’re thinking. But I want you to say it. Because I need to
hear read it.
God I hate all this pressure. Why can’t life be simpler than this?