George W. Bush is on crack

Cracky BushI know this isn’t any big surprise to most readers of this blog. And considering that number is somewhere in the tens of tens, that is saying plenty.

But the man is seriously on crack. Oh sure, he tried to play off that whole cocaine addiction thing in his youth as “EXPERIMENTATION”, but we all know the truth. He’s out back in some skanky alley smoking up with Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown right now. “Georgie Wistina! I’m not dealing with this toda-a-a-a-a-ay!”

Why else would our dear, esteemed, and seriously demented president try to mask the fact that his presidency is a sham, the war in Iraq is a disaster, and the country is falling apart in HUGE, BOULDER-SIZED CHUNKS by…..

…trying to once again to change the constitution to ban gay marriage, which failed… AGAIN. But don’t think Georgie is going to stop now: “Our nation’s founders set a high bar for amending our Constitution and history has shown us that it can take several tries before an amendment builds the two-thirds support it needs in both houses of Congress.”

(Yeah Georgie, that bar is set high so that ridiculous attempts to deny a sector of the population basic rights through the use of the Constitution can be shot down as they should be. Stupid ass.)

Hell, even his WIFE has a more common-sense approach to the subject: “I don’t think it should be used as a campaign tool, obviously. But I do think it’s something that people in the United States want to debate. And it requires a lot of sensitivity to talk about the issue, a lot of sensitivity.” Georgie, do you and Laura even TALK anymore???

…claiming that our borders need to be sealed because deportation “ain’t gonna work” (apparently, an education ain’t gonna work either, right, Georgie?), and that deploying the National Guard is the only solution to protecting our borders. (Hello-o… Berlin, anyone?)

…OH and this one really burned my ass. George W. Bush, the eternal KING BUTCHER of the English language as we know it, had the NERVE to say that immigrants should be “Assimilated into the American culture” by learning the “culture, values and language of America.” I say we send him back to wherever he came (think he’ll fit back into Bar’s womb?) and start over. Think it’ll work? It’ll take a miracle.

…pretending that we don’t notice that we’re paying $3.00 a gallon or more for gasoline, then trying to slip a few environmental no-no’s under our noses when we DO notice. (Yeah that’s the ticket… as if the environment isn’t already fucked as it is.)

…constantly referring to his reliance “upon the Almighty for strength and comfort… we come together to give our thanks for all our blessings, and recognize our nation’s continuing dependence on divine providence.” (Divine providence would have struck him down years ago if it knew better.  Sometimes I really have to wonder.)

Elton John once said, “If there’s a god in heaven, what’s he waiting for?”

So we have a crack whore in the White House.  He’s in there with that equally evil bitch Ann Coulter right now, firing up the bong.  I say we spike their powder and end all this once and for all.  Who’s with me?

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