Ryan Seacrest cuts glass with his ass

It took THIS to mark my return to blogging, after less than a week. But I couldn’t resist. ๐Ÿ™‚

Seacrest: ‘Ouch’!

Published May 24, 2006

“American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest crashed through a glass table at L.A.’s Kodak Theater on Monday, cutting his hand and possibly bruising his ego but otherwise emerging unharmed, according to “Entertainment Tonight.”Seacrest, who broke the table when he sat on it during an “Idol” production meeting, called out for 911 and was treated by local paramedics.“I decide I’m 155 pounds, I can sit on that thing,” Seacrest said. “So I sit on the glass, and I’m sitting there for 2 1/2 minutes, and I put my hand back to the middle of the table, and all of a sudden [there’s] this huge pop, and I fall between the framing, into the middle, my legs up in the air in a pool of glass. I felt like the biggest idiot!”
No, Ryan, most people would say you probably felt like the biggest BOTTOM… but that’s just me. Really… THIS is news? ๐Ÿ™‚