Rick needs…

I saw this on Brandon’s blog tonight and thought it was pretty clever. Oddly enough, I hadn’t seen anyone else do it. But then, I haven’t exactly been the best blog-reading friend as of late. (Sorry everyone.)

Anyway, open up Google and in the “Search” window type your name and then “needs”, in quotations, just like I just typed it.

Then hit search and see what you come up with.

I found some really good ones… all frighteningly true… like:

Rick needs a massage.
Rick needs a fact checker.
Rick needs a soulmate.
Rick needs your support. (Unfortunately this was about Rick Santorum [ew] but I figured I need it anyway, so…)
Rick needs to be cloned.
Rick needs to apologize.
Rick needs your help.
Rick needs some rest.
Rick needs people who will hold the rope for him.
Rick needs to be aware at all times.
Rick needs sun!
Rick needs to get off his arse.
(What) Rick needs (is) a good woman. (Uh… I don’t think so, folks.)
Rick needs… to feel needed.
Rick needs to get busy.
Rick needs an immediate infusion of cash.
Rick needs to know!
Rick needs to get with somebody.
Rick needs to find something BETTER to do with his time.
Rick needs to be elevated so his fans can see him better.
Rick needs some help here.
Rick needs no introduction.
Rick needs a haircut.
Rick needs coffee… NOW!