I saw this on Brandon’s blog tonight and thought it was pretty clever. Oddly enough, I hadn’t seen anyone else do it. But then, I haven’t exactly been the best blog-reading friend as of late. (Sorry everyone.)
Anyway, open up Google and in the “Search” window type your name and then “needs”, in quotations, just like I just typed it.
Then hit search and see what you come up with.
I found some really good ones… all frighteningly true… like:
- Rick needs a massage.
- Rick needs a fact checker.
- Rick needs a soulmate.
- Rick needs your support. (Unfortunately this was about Rick Santorum [ew] but I figured I need it anyway, so…)
- Rick needs to be cloned.
- Rick needs to apologize.
- Rick needs your help.
- Rick needs some rest.
- Rick needs people who will hold the rope for him.
- Rick needs to be aware at all times.
- Rick needs sun!
- Rick needs to get off his arse.
- (What) Rick needs (is) a good woman. (Uh… I don’t think so, folks.)
- Rick needs… to feel needed.
- Rick needs to get busy.
- Rick needs an immediate infusion of cash.
- Rick needs to know!
- Rick needs to get with somebody.
- Rick needs to find something BETTER to do with his time.
- Rick needs to be elevated so his fans can see him better.
- Rick needs some help here.
- Rick needs no introduction.
- Rick needs a haircut.
- Rick needs coffee… NOW!
and my ultimate favorite…
- Rick needs a comment!
So get busy. I do need some help here. 🙂
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