Haiku for you

Snowy winter day
Yesterday was really warm
Today my ass froze

Busy day at work
Everyone was running round
Like headless chickens

Barely kept awake
Changes in weather have made
My health unstable

End of day arrived
Bolted out the door so fast
It made one’s head spin

Went to a party
Called The Big Gay Cocktail Club
Lots of cute gay men

Raised funds for TPAN
A worthy cause, so I went.
Hope to meet boys.

Left empty handed
No phone numbers or cute boys
Hanging on my arm

“No big deal” I said
“Just like any other day
No boys for Ricky”

Haiku is easy
Sure beats thinking of something
More clever to say