It's colder than…

DAMN it’s cold outside tonight!

It’s colder than..

…A witch’s tit….

…my ex’s heart… (OK, not really… )

…a penguin’s patootie…

…a Minnesota summer…

…Donald Rumsfeld’s personality…

…George Bush’s brain….

NOW do you believe me how cold it is out there????

Can you think of any others?

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