DAMN it’s cold outside tonight!
It’s colder than..
…A witch’s tit….
…my ex’s heart… (OK, not really… )
…a penguin’s patootie…
…a Minnesota summer…
…Donald Rumsfeld’s personality…
…George Bush’s brain….
NOW do you believe me how cold it is out there????
Can you think of any others?
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Rick Aiello knows something about cheese - he was born and raised in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Since moving to Chicago in 1997 he has involved himself in Chicago's music and arts scene, both as a cabaret artist and as a member of the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus. With a taste for the ridiculous and fanciful, he began his personal blog, Rick's Launching Pad in 2004. Rick lives in Chicago with his two furry children, Pippin and Screech, and enjoys photography, music, cooking and men... not necessarily in that order.
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